All I needed to know...

All I needed to know about life, I learned from Santa
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> Encourage people to believe in you.
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> Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
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> Don't pout.
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> It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
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> Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
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> Make your presents known.
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> Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
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> Bright red can make anyone look good.
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> Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how
> many pounds you've gained.
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> If you only show up once a year, everyone
> will think you're very important.
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> Whenever you're at a loss for words, say:
> "HO, HO, HO!"
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